The Zefron Pen

If you have written anything at all in your whole entire life, you know there's good pens and bad pens. Bad pens are usually the ones at stores that are attached to chains or the infrequent plastic spoon that barely work so you have to bother the cashier for another one. Bad pens leak. Bad pens don't write. Bad pens make your handwriting look sloppy. And then there's the good pens. The moment you put it in your hand, it just feels right. The ink flows across the paper with no insecurities, gliding perfectly without stopping until you lift up your hand and kiss your fingers like an excited Italian chef. For Alaska, it's a pink uniball. However, to me, that pink uniball may glide well, but the inky ink smears and jumbles my already sloppy half-cursive letters. My pen -- a glorious fake Bic covered in gay photos of Zac Efron from High School Musical. Although he's quite the looker, it's not about his pretty face, it's the way my hand feels when I'm writing with it and, more importantly, how kick ass my handwriting looks when I'm done. Troy Bolton and the Wildcats: 1, shitty other pens: 0!!!!!!

RN