George

If you need proof that dinosaurs still exist, I have him right here. This beautiful Diplodocus may be the last remaining one in the world, but he is definitely alive and well. George, named after his and my favorite Beatle, George Harrison, is an immaculate creature. His large stature keeps me feeling safe, and his non-evolved, backwards-facing head curls perfectly around my neck. Even his scaly skin is soft. And the best part is, we're both vegetarians. What up, Jurassic Park?!?

RN

Andy Botwin

There's nothing quite like a comical Jew with a big nose, and Andy Botwin of Weeds is a prime example. Despite his often incoherent rambling and total oblivion to the moods of other people, there's just something irresistibly attractive about this man. He's witty, charming, and looks fierce in a vest. TOTAL PACKAGE. I'd convert to Judaism in a heartbeat to get near the likes of Andy Botwin. Mazel Tov!

AG

Brushing our teeth together

There is something so joyous about brushing your teeth with another person and ending up making it a nightly ritual. It's actually a challenge to talk with foaming toothpaste in your mouth without having it drool all over your shirt. It also takes practice to get the timing right. With only one sink and two burning toothpaste mouths, comedy ensues. It also takes practice to not make each other laugh, or spitting in the bathtub takes place. Oops. Which toothbrushing spot is better? In front of the sink, sitting on the toilet, or leaning on the doorframe? Answer: any one is great when you're brushing with a buddy!

RN and AG

Emile Hirsch in Africa

We love Africa more than North America. We love Emile Hirsch more than any other human being. So it only makes sense that we love Emile in Africa. Climb that mountain, boy!

RN and AG