It's an age old question: Beatles or Stones? My answer has always been the Beatles, but lately they just sound whiny to me. Emo before Emo existed. I wanted something more rock 'n' roll, more raw, more Keith Richards falling out of a tree, so I started listening to the Stones. And man, they're blowing my mind. Mick Jagger is so sexual, when you listen to his voice, you can almost see him grinding, writhing around on a stage. All he's saying is, "Fuck you, let's fuck." And it's awesome. And the best part is, there was this rumor that Jagger and Bowie effed. Yeah, that's right, EFFED. Supposedly, the song Angie is Jagger's apology to Bowie's wife after she walked in on the two hotties naked in bed together. I guess we'll never know if Jagger actually put it in Bowie's poop shoot, but WHO CARES?! Two of the most well-known influential men of rock 'n' roll were in bed together. And there was another rumor that the police walked in on Jagger eating a Mars bar from his girlfriend's cooch. That, they found out was false, but you have to be a pretty big badass for a rumor like that to start going around. Yeah, so what Bob Dylan gave Paul McCartney his first joint? JAGGER EFFED BOWIE! I don't even care that they look like walking skeletons now, they made and still make great awesome super rocking rock music and they can keep making it until they are real corpses!
"Rape, murder, it's just a shot away."
RN
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